Swan Fuck

A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.

john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me

Swan Fuck by Flaming Hardon November 30, 2011

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fuck swan

a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period

that bitch is a fuck swan

fuck swan by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015

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swanfucker

Noun. One who performs sexual intercourse with swans, frequently used as an insult or term of abuse.

Tim, you are such a dirty rotten swanfucker!

swanfucker by MFerg September 3, 2011

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