The sexual act of eating a consenting partner’s asshole when said asshole is moist from perspiration. Often occurs during or after a hot and humid round of golf.
Couldn’t crack 100 on the course today but I was able to convince the cart girl to give me a swamp gobbler at the turn, so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)