being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.
Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"
Bragging. The talk of an overtly confident ( yet really insecure) individual, oftentimes a man. Communication filled with bravado and bragging. Name-dropping money- dropping, status seeking communication without merit.
"All his talk about money and status was the height of swaggereeze. "
"I'm so tired of hearing his swaggerize about how much his car cost."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.