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Suzuki Swift

The ghettoist car ever. Sometimes confused with Datsuns. Big mistake! Suzuki Swift's have unrivalled acceleration, handling and grip as well as having a perfectly aerodynamic shape.
That cool guy George has a Suzuki Swift
Suzuki Swift by jamboy braaap December 19, 2006

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
Suzuki swift by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
Suzuki swift by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

Suzuki Swift GTi 

Small 2 Door Front Wheel Drive Hatchback. 1.3L (1298cc) DOHC 16 Valve 4 Cylinder with Multi Point Fuel Injection with 10.0:1 compression ratio. Produces 100HP @ 6500rpm with a 7400rpm fuel cut and 8000rpm redline. 112 Nm torque @ 5000rpm as factory Standard. Comes only as a 5 speed Manual.

Standard Ventilated 250mm Disc Brakes at front and solid discs at rear. Macpherson struts with front and rear sway bars. Have power windows and mirrors with factory RECARO bucket seats in front.

0-100km/h in between 8.3 - 9.5 secs depending on launch and driver, and 1/4 mile times in high 16 seconds.

Very popular for rallys, hill-climbs and track work. Also very fun and sporty to drive on the street. Well accomplished performer and best bang for buck if looking for a small cheap hatchback.
Show me another standard naturally aspirated 1.3L thats a better package than a Suzuki Swift GTi ?
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