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Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.
COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"
by rezo June 18, 2004
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