3 definitions by rezo
When a white man’s normal testosterone is largely influenced by his immersion into black culture such as stepping, attending historically black colleges, and wooing African Queens. Even he believes the development of his male secondary sexual characteristics (ie testicles and such) have been enlarged, and dance moves are on par with those of James Brown, Prince, Usher, and Ricky Martin.
Prince Harry spent so much time in Africa digging water wells and dancing among the native tribesmen that his Negrosterone quickly developed, thus, feeling confident enough to make Megan Markel his Princess. 6th in line to be Queen 👸🏾 .
by rezo February 29, 2020
The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.
1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
by rezo March 11, 2020
Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.
COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"
by rezo June 18, 2004