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suckspectations 

The projected suckage of an event or outcome.
Our company has met our suckspectations of only losing $4 million this quarter.
suckspectations by Gimpy April 20, 2005

samspectations 

Getting the feeling for something that you will never have, or be able to obtain
John: "That dog thinks he's going to get the bone, he must have samspectations"

Sexpectations 

The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
Sexpectations by ilovemeninkilts December 3, 2011

sexpectations 

hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
sexpectations by sf chica July 9, 2005

Sexpectations 

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
Sexpectations by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017

suspections 

Closely related to suspicions, but in regards to dealing with an individual who may have ulterior motives, or may possibly be suggesting something lewd.
My boss told me he wanted to "put his paper in my file," but I have my suspections as to what he really means.