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Suspectations 

When you think something is going to happen, but don't want to believe it because you'll jinx it.
Did the surprise party live up to your suspectations?
Suspectations by quotejester August 17, 2010
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suckspectations 

The projected suckage of an event or outcome.
Our company has met our suckspectations of only losing $4 million this quarter.
suckspectations by Gimpy April 20, 2005

samspectations 

Getting the feeling for something that you will never have, or be able to obtain
John: "That dog thinks he's going to get the bone, he must have samspectations"

Sexpectations 

The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
Sexpectations by ilovemeninkilts December 3, 2011

sexpectations 

hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
sexpectations by sf chica July 9, 2005

Sexpectations 

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
Sexpectations by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017

suspections 

Closely related to suspicions, but in regards to dealing with an individual who may have ulterior motives, or may possibly be suggesting something lewd.
My boss told me he wanted to "put his paper in my file," but I have my suspections as to what he really means.
suspections by Conner Osborne May 31, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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