Suspectations

When you think something is going to happen, but don't want to believe it because you'll jinx it.

Did the surprise party live up to your suspectations?

by quotejester August 17, 2010

suckspectations

The projected suckage of an event or outcome.

Our company has met our suckspectations of only losing $4 million this quarter.

by Gimpy April 20, 2005

samspectations

Getting the feeling for something that you will never have, or be able to obtain

John: "That dog thinks he's going to get the bone, he must have samspectations"

by Johnathong Posaga June 1, 2007

Sexpectations

The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.

Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.

by ilovemeninkilts December 3, 2011

sexpectations

hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)

Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick

by sf chica July 9, 2005

Sexpectations

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.

by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017

suspections

Closely related to suspicions, but in regards to dealing with an individual who may have ulterior motives, or may possibly be suggesting something lewd.

My boss told me he wanted to "put his paper in my file," but I have my suspections as to what he really means.

by Conner Osborne May 31, 2005