Surge iOS

A 12 year old who says he is best player that ever touched a shooting game for phones and iPads named Critical Ops, Surge iOS is a YouTuber in the Critical Ops community who actually thinks he is amazing, even though he could not rank above diamond for months. Certain sources claim that another YouTuber named Manthis roasted him in a song and Surge iOS got banned from Critical Ops on the same day, although it is not clear if these two events are related.

If Surge iOS didn't skip school to upload Critical Ops videos everyday, maybe he could actually spell words at the fourth-grade level.

Surge iOS by GS Joker April 15, 2020

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This was a YouTuber that I met around march 5 2019 if your curious what the video is called "Critical Ops Ranked Game! #5 How To Win Rank Match!" Surge is probably one of the most chill/fun Youtubers that cares about his fans and jokes around a lot, he's a very skilled player/YouTuber and I'm happy that he's grown so much, most YouTuber doesn't interact with people because most of the time it leads to trolling, or trash talkers, but surge doesn't care about that he keeps his head high and strives. Hope your grow bigger Surge IOS!!! Ignore the hate, the real ones are always with you! Believe me hes not a kid guys.

SurgeIOS has over 12,000 subscribers!

surgeios by JokestaYT May 29, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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