superhuman
superhuman by superhumanjesse February 8, 2006
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A: Whoa! Did you seriously just pour a full glass of milk without spilling a drop?
B: No, most of it ran down the side of the containter.
A: Whew, for a second I thought you were some sort of superhuman.
B: No, with a carton design like this, nobody can do that.
B: No, most of it ran down the side of the containter.
A: Whew, for a second I thought you were some sort of superhuman.
B: No, with a carton design like this, nobody can do that.
superhuman by pentawolf April 29, 2011
Superhuman
Superhuman isn't something anybody has to aim for, no matter how great someone else's expectations are.
Superhuman by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
Superhuman
Expecting somebody to be superhuman or make superhuman plays is unrealistic. If they're already special to many, why do they have to be superhuman to anyone?
Superhuman by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
Superhuman Perfection Personified
Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.
John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.
Superhuman Perfection Personified by AWave September 28, 2020
Superhuman Sleep
The ability to have a better night sleep without sleeping more than usual.
This superpower gives you the ability to get a better night sleep without having to sleep any more. The process by which this superpower works is by replacing 80% of stage N2 sleep with slow-wave sleep and REM sleep (50% REM sleep, 50% slow-wave sleep). Enjoy! Good sleep has many great benefits. Have a better night sleep! Be well rested. Enjoy all the benefits of good sleep. Abusing this superpower by intentionally sleeping less than usual can have deadly consequences.
This superpower gives you the ability to get a better night sleep without having to sleep any more. The process by which this superpower works is by replacing 80% of stage N2 sleep with slow-wave sleep and REM sleep (50% REM sleep, 50% slow-wave sleep). Enjoy! Good sleep has many great benefits. Have a better night sleep! Be well rested. Enjoy all the benefits of good sleep. Abusing this superpower by intentionally sleeping less than usual can have deadly consequences.
Person 1: I always feel tired during the day!
Person 2: Me too!
Superhuman: I give you two the ability to have a better night sleep!
-3 days later.-
Person 1: I feel great!
Person 2: Me too! Superhuman Sleep is awesome!
Person 2: Me too!
Superhuman: I give you two the ability to have a better night sleep!
-3 days later.-
Person 1: I feel great!
Person 2: Me too! Superhuman Sleep is awesome!
Superhuman Sleep by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2011
Superhuman comeback
When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.
"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"
Superhuman comeback by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009