COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.
BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.
you girl friend is sitting out side taning and she tells you it is to sunny, for you to go get some sun glasses. and you cant find any, then she bitches you out so in about 5 minutes you go out side and shit around her eyes and say"ther are your siberian sun glasses
Cheap glasses you keep with you to wear after smoking some marijiuaners to keep your blood shot eyes hidden
Guy1: So you guys want to go trick or treating now
now
Guy2: Nah we're super high, did you forget?
Guy1: Don't worry, I stopped by goodwill and picked up a few pairs of sun grasses on the way here.
A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."