A perfectly acceptable replacement for the aged and decrepit "something". A word which hasn't found the decency to remove itself from the English language.
Every object is something because when you take an object and divide it, the sum of the parts equal sumthing 🤯
1 uncut pasta is something, cut it into 4 pieces makes 4 somethings because each piece us something. So it's 1 x 4 = 4 and 4 is the sum so the 4 pieces are 4 sumthings
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'