A perfectly acceptablereplacement for the aged and decrepit "something". A word which hasn't found the decency to remove itself from the English language.
Every object is something because when you take an object and divide it, the sum of the parts equal sumthing 🤯
1 uncut pasta is something, cut it into 4 pieces makes 4 somethings because each piece us something. So it's 1 x 4 = 4 and 4 is the sum so the 4 pieces are 4 sumthings