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A SumoBaller is an old guy who hasn't given a fuck since WWII when he killed a Nazi with it. Coined when a guy in the YMCA shower got down to sumo stance and began furiously washing ONLY his balls for three minutes while staring me in the eye. WTF?!
That 73 yr old sumoballer just flipped off my 5 year old and threw a burrito at me.
by Saucier October 17, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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