Sultan Syndrome

A disease that infects at random, mostly effecting those that easily gain crushes. It's symptoms include, wanting to monopolize a crush and/or multiple crushes, be in a relationship with every crush and they exclusively love the infected, be the only one to be the target of their affections. In other words, a harem.

Jim: "I love Rebecca, Jaime, Quentelle, and Margot. I want them to myself! What's wrong with me?"

Tim: "Ah.. A classic case of Sultan Syndrome."

Sultan Syndrome by SometimesIHaveIntelligence September 16, 2019

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Halima Sultan Syndrome

A psychological condition prevalent in lower and middle class Pakistani males. The sufferer is unable to distinguish between fact and fiction, especially when it comes to Turkish female actresses.

'Astaghfirullah sister, HARAAM!' Anwar commented on a bikini clad photo of Esra Bilgic on Instagram. The poor guy was clearly suffering from the Halima Sultan Syndrome.

Halima Sultan Syndrome by Ibn e Arabi June 26, 2020

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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