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Suicidism 

A manipulation tactic by abusive girls to cause a heighten sense of anxiety and fear in the target. Usually by threatening to kill themselves. Leaving the target to be unsure of what the abuser is capable of, causing the target to give in to the demands.
Becka was upset that Adam wouldn’t take her back from their break-up, but suicidism got him to take her back.
Suicidism by DepriveDolphin April 18, 2024
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trombone suicides 

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing
The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion
trombone suicides by TRNT November 4, 2014

suicidemouse.avi 

A video to show to your friends or enemys
Hey boss, watch this video!
-Turns on suicidemouse.avi-
-Boss shoots himself-
suicidemouse.avi by assmuff April 7, 2014

Suicidemouse 

Walt Disney had created a cartoon for Mickey Mouse back in 1930 (SuicideMouse), and it was a little bit strange. The animation seemingly showed Mickey Mouse walking across a street with a couple of buildings in the background.or me would walk regularly. The music playing in the background wasn't the regular piano music you normally hear in those cartoons. It was simply banging on a piano before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. The video then cut to black. The whole thing was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. The film stayed in black until the 6th minute, where it returned to Mickey Mouse walking down a street. There was no more music, though, there was some murmuring in the background. Until the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream. Colors started appearing where there shouldn't have been in the 30s, and Mickey's face was falling apart. His eyes fell to the bottom of his head. The video then started to get very odd, becoming very warbled. This continued until the 9th minute, until going to closeup on Mickey's face for 30 seconds, with a sort of broken music box in the background. The video then ended. The person watching then left the room, very pale, and saying the phrase "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before grabbing a security guard's pistol and offing himself.
Honestly, I think Suicidemouse is fake.
Suicidemouse by Claws111 June 21, 2010

suicides 

the worst possible sprinting drill. sprint to one cone, back. sprint to the first cone back and then to the second cone and back. sprint to the first cone, back, second cone, back, third cone, back and then so on til however many cones ur douche coach puts on the field
Coach- "you scrwed up on the field get two deep on the line and lets do some suicides!"
suicides by bizcuitz April 20, 2009

Bunny Suicides

An intensely cool book full of little cute bunnies that just don't want to live anymore. Written by Andy Riley. You have to pity this guy's Mom. These are terribly hilarious. You laugh and then feel bad about it. Very funny, though.
There was a rabbit who was mowing the lawn and set the mower on reverse...it was in the book of Bunny Suicides

suicides 

with only a small amount of weed left, suicides is taking a hit, holding the smoke in until the weed goes all the way around the circle and passed back to you. Then you exhale and hit it again, holding until you get the weed back.
The only way we're gonna get high with this little amount of weed left is to do suicides.
suicides by jceanb00 December 7, 2006
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