Suicidist

A professional killer whose specialty is staging hits to look as though the victim killed him/herself. Suicidists usually have science backgrounds in addition to experience in covert operations. They are consummate professionals and their services are not readily available. Aside from the occasional incongruence between a victim's life circumstances and the "suicide", nothing ever can be found to suggest anything other than an actual suicide. A "suicide victim" found with three bullets in the back of the head is not the work of a suicidist.

The former congressional aide committed apparently committed suicide shortly after receiving a subpoena to appear before a Grand Jury. Some thought his demise was actually the work of a suicidist.

by Travelingmankc July 29, 2019

Suicidalist

The act of not giving a fuck about anything. Not caring for death or Life just going with it.

Im a Suicidalist, but im still so selfish. -ESHAM the UNHOLY

by The Unholy July 25, 2007

trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing

The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion

by TRNT November 4, 2014

suicides

the worst possible sprinting drill. sprint to one cone, back. sprint to the first cone back and then to the second cone and back. sprint to the first cone, back, second cone, back, third cone, back and then so on til however many cones ur douche coach puts on the field

Coach- "you scrwed up on the field get two deep on the line and lets do some suicides!"

by bizcuitz April 20, 2009

Bunny Suicides

An intensely cool book full of little cute bunnies that just don't want to live anymore. Written by Andy Riley. You have to pity this guy's Mom. These are terribly hilarious. You laugh and then feel bad about it. Very funny, though.

There was a rabbit who was mowing the lawn and set the mower on reverse...it was in the book of Bunny Suicides

by Ethan Hobson June 3, 2007

Suicidaltortoise

The action of a tortoise walking in the middle of a threeway and succumbing to death

I was driving to work and almost crashed because of the suicidaltortoise in the road

by Turtinator May 1, 2020

suicides

with only a small amount of weed left, suicides is taking a hit, holding the smoke in until the weed goes all the way around the circle and passed back to you. Then you exhale and hit it again, holding until you get the weed back.

The only way we're gonna get high with this little amount of weed left is to do suicides.

by jceanb00 December 7, 2006