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smaccident

To smack an individual or object by accident.

First used (albeit unintentionally) in the phrase, "Accident, smaccident!" that belittles the claim that something occurred by chance.
(Jim hits bob)

Jim: Ow! What was that for?
Bob: I don't know-- it was a smaccident!
smaccident by 50commonyears January 19, 2010
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snapcident

Emma: "Snapcident! Yikes I just sent that Snap to my old neighbor!"
snapcident by blindsided September 5, 2014

Scatcident 

When you have to poop so bad but have nowhere to go so you poop in your pants.

Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart

(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident
Peter had to poop so bad, but was stuck in traffic and had nowhere to go so he had a scatcident.

Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.
Scatcident by Bella James March 29, 2010

Snaccident 

(pr: Snax-eh-dent)
n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.
1. I happened upon an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet and had a near-fatal snaccident.

2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.

3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.
Snaccident by Eary June 2, 2007

Stabcident 

An incident where someone is stabbed.
Hey Scott... don’t let this knife fight end with a you in a hospital because of an unexpected stabcident
Stabcident by cokemidget November 3, 2020
The purchase of a Mac instead of a PC.
I was at Best Buy the other day computer shopping and got myself into a huge maccident.
maccident by jmschu2 January 18, 2008

Snaccident 

Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family sized bag of chips by mistake.
“Mom, I had a snaccident. We need more barbecue Lays.
Snaccident by Word.maker June 6, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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