The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.

Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.

Theory of Subatomic Elves by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010

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Sunbathing Butter

This term is used to describe someone who is very soft. You would use the term to describe an athlete who milks an injury that most people would just shrug off. Take for example a hockey player who lays on the ice like he just got hit by a freight train,when he only got a good check.

Hockey player 1: Why is mike laying out on the ice? He hardly got hit.

Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!

Sunbathing Butter by TV CAR March 8, 2010

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shbath

A combination between a shower and a bath where the tub is filled with water and the shower is on. Shbaths are ususally taken sitting or laying in the tub but can be taken standing up.

I was stressed out so I decided to take a shbath and it felt like I was laying in a pool in the middle of a tropical rain storm.

shbath by D N H August 9, 2004

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sunbath

1. The smoking/consumption of marijuana

2. The affect of marijuana

Originally a codeword to use around authority figures.

Dude, when are we gunna go sunbath?

I smoked some good shit and now I'm sunbathed off my ass.

sunbath by Schlicky Hands Peete October 13, 2006

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