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Suffolk County

Pretty much the same thing as Nassau County except Suffolk County usually has bigger houses, bigger property sizes and more personal space since its further away from New York City.

Almost everybody here is either middle class or rich though there are some white trash areas further out east and a few hoods scattered throughout the county (but the few hoods here aren't even that bad or that poor).

Suffolk County by far has the nicest beaches since it's considered too far for NYC ppl to travel to (who rarely even leave their borough to begin with); most jam up Nassau County&Jersey Shore beaches since its closer to them.

The only con's are that you need a car to get around and things can get pretty boring quick.
Bob: Suffolk County is better than Nassau!

Ron: No, Nassau is better!

Tina: It depends on what you like, if being close to NYC is important than Nassau is better. If quality of life is more important than Suffolk wins by a landslide.
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Suffolk County

Suffolk County is the eastern part of Long Island, New York. It is area Code 631 and the population is 1,419,369. South Of Long Island Sound, East Of Nassau County, East Of Atlatic Ocean, North of Fire Island .The Major townships are Babylon, Brookhaven, East Hampton, Huntington, Islip, Riverhead, Shelter Island, Smithtown, Southampton, and Southold. There are some very nice rich parts such as North Huntington, East Hamptown, Northport, Manorville and others. There is also hoods such as Wyandanch, Brentwood, Central Islip, North Amityville, Huntington Station and Riverhead.

Demographics:

White (non-Hispanic)-69.4%
Black or african american-21.6%
Hispanic-7.9%
Asian-1.1%
American Indian-.01%

Median House Hold Income: $98,500 per year

Colleges: Suffolk County Community College, Dowling, New York Insitute Of Technology, SUNY Farmingdale and Long Island Universty (southhold campus)

Famous People: Mariah Carey, Alec Baldwin, Melissa Joan Hart, Kevin James, Lindsay Lohan, Rakim (rapper), Keith Murray (rapper) and Ralph Machio-just to name a few.

Malls: SmithHaven Mall, Walt Whitman Mall, Bayshore Mall, Tanger Outlets, Broadway Mall & Sunrise Mall.

Resturants: Tellers in Islip, Mama Lombardi's in Holbrook, The Snapper Inn located along Connetquot river, Bestio's Mexican Resturant in Huntington and J&R's Steak House-All Recomended Resturants.
Yo i was over in suffolk county picked up some fine ass rich girls in smithhaven mall then drove over to Central islip and picked up some good weed but then got caught so i ended up in riverhead jail.

Suffolk County

A county in eastern Long Island where all the rich white people live
Guy 1: Where do you live?
Guy 2: I live in Suffolk County.
Guy 1: Oh, so you’re rich?

Guy 2: Yes, I am.
Suffolk County by FortniteFan368 October 29, 2018

Suffolk County

On Long Island,better than Nassau County. As long as you don't mind the sex offenders.
John: Hey let's go to Suffolk county!
Melody: Okay sounds like a sweet time.
Suffolk County by Caittx February 27, 2009

Suffolk (U.K County) 

Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...
<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Suffolk (U.K County) by Matt M April 11, 2005

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026