Suck City 

a situation where practically everything sucks out the ass.

1. In the 21st century we have the worst economy since the Great Depression, a severe lack of decent good-paying jobs, a lack of opportunities for college graduates, war, terrorism, corruption in government, Big Brother hovering over us, intolerance, corporate greed, shitty music, shitty TV, shitty movies - man, we are in Suck City.

2.
13-year-old Jeff: So what do we planned for the weekend, Mom?

Mom: On Saturday we visit the Museum of Mobile Home Technology. I have tickets for Saturday night for us all to see Meat Loaf with opening act Mr. Big in concert at the arena. Then on Sunday we're going to rent out and see the movie "Sibling Rivalry"!

Jeff: Suck City, here we come.

Suck City by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006

suck a dick city

Something that sucks dick to the max.

Reaches a whole new horizon of "that sucks dick" like a city in the far.

That prostate exam was like suck a dick city.

suck a dick city by J-Rage March 12, 2007

Suck up the city 

when your cruddy vape store disposable weed pen is clogged and you have to suck on it sooo hard

Aw man. My pens all clogged now I gotta suck up the city :/

Suck up the city by Queensuckupthecity January 10, 2022