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Stupid blonde 

The "stupid blonde" cliché is a popular, yet scientifically ludicrous myth without any substantial evidence to support itself at all. This belief, supposedly originated in America, states that the hair colour of an individual, in this case blonde, is somehow connected to his/her intellectual capacity, thus arriving to a preposterous conclusion; that is, a "non sequitur" logical fallacy. This subsequently renders the whole argument absurd and demonstrates its invalidity.
Blonde-haired individuals like Georgia Brown, for instance, have been reported to have a genius-level intelligence at a very young age.

Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.

Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
Stupid blonde by Philaletheian December 25, 2008
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Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: How can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blod.
stupid blonde by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

stupid blond whore 

A Girl that has everything paid for her. Think Paris Hilton
stupid blond whore by ZwitaJ July 12, 2006

Stupid-Blondie 

A mid twenty's to early thirty's male who is semi unsure about his sexuality. He is known to come out with all sorts of stupid comments and struggles to compile ideas into understandable descriptions.
That guy is talking sh!t just like stupid-blondie.
Stupid-Blondie by Anonymous August 12, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004