A stupid bitch
will usually present themselves in some kind of vapid fashion that matches their vapid conversation topics. They are most often women, and regardless of
gender, have rarely tried to
better themselves through post-secondary
education or 'the real world'.
During conversation, it becomes apparent that they don't have real interests. They discuss others, themselves, their sexual conquests, going out to the
bar, and other trivial information that no one cares to hear about, or even asked about (such as how they can't hold down a
job, etc.). The stupid bitch has no issue in making tacky comments about others, as well as purposely bringing up contentious subjects to provoke jealously or discomfort in whomever they are speaking to (i.
e., that they once slept with your boyfriend). bitch
Stupid
bitches are addicted to social networking sites and thrive on people's attention; good or bad. The stupid bitch is two-faced and
lies easily. Ironically, people befriend the stupid bitch to get a good laugh. People keep the stupid bitch around so they have someone to
joke about. The stupid bitch is too dumb to realize that this is the
case, and mistakenly believes that she is actually well-liked.
Sleeping with the stupid bitch is risking catching something, and committing to YEARS of being stalked and having future partners harassed. So beware crazy bitch psycho bitch tacky skank. You "fuck and chuck" a stupid bitch because they do not comprehend a one night stand.
stupid bitch: "SO I HEARD ___________ SLEPT WITH __________ LIKE THEY ARE SO NOT
PERFECT TOGETHER!"
level-headed person: "Wow, they're concerned about this? What a stupid bitch..."
stupid bitch: "THAT IS SO
SAD, LET'
S MAKE UP A RUMOUR."
level-headed person: "What a stupid bitch. That is so
petty."
stupid bitch: "Oh yeah, I'mma virgin."
level-headed person: "Why the fuck have I see 3 of your
sex tapes then?"
The best way to reply to the stupid bitch when provoked, is to play 'the happy person that everyone hates'. The stupid bitch actually hates their life, that is why they fervently say bitchy,
irrelevant, things during conversation and feed off others' envy. Don't let them think for a second that what they say has any effect on you, other than realizing how wonderful your life is in comparison to theirs.
