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Stupid Baby 

A childlike person who resembles an infant physically, intellectually, or both. These individuals often exhibit poor sportsmanship, especially with regard to amateur sports like ping pong or badminton
Q: Have you ever tried to reason with that kid Oliver after a ping pong match?
A: Nah, he’s a stupid baby.
Stupid Baby by doctorscience November 26, 2018

stupid baby name 

Names that famous people have given their children that are completely moronic. Hence, stupid baby name(s).
Tom "What should we name our child?"

Katie "I don;t know"

Tom "How bout Suri?"

Katie "Why, that sounds like a stupid baby name?"

Tom "Scientology demands it"
stupid baby name by jokemonkey2 February 12, 2007

Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head 

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.
Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!

Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.
Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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