A teacher, in any subject, that assigns too much work and annoys the shit out of you. They Just love bombarding you with assignments and love acting passive aggressive when someone asks a question.

"My teacher is such a stupid farter, I've had to write 3 essays, and it has only been the first week of school!"

Stupid Farter by John Smith Sexy May 30, 2021

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Stupid woman fart

A term used to insult a woman you don't like. It means that she is stupid and as worthless as a fart.

You're such a stupid woman fart!

Stupid woman fart by Defuss May 29, 2017

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stupidcar

What a SmartCar should be called(idk why the fuck people piss their money away buying those stupid fucking pieces of useless shit)

Who's going to win, SmartCar or semi

Answer: SmartCar is toast. You get an 85,000lb KW, you'll cream a StupidCar

stupidcar by F550 Powerstroke January 19, 2014

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Stupidfacedd

1. act of getting beyond shit-faced; like on a whole nother level of dunk.
2. from song "stupidfacedd" by wallpaper

Kristen: Did you see Keke at that party last night?
Sarah: Yeah, she got naked in the hot tub and ate a piece of cheese from the bottom of it.
Kristem: Yeah, that girl was stupidfacedd.

Stupidfacedd by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011

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Stupidface

One who makes a very idiotic action, generally one that could've been avoided with the use of common sense or basic brain functioning.

*Upon somebody running, slipping & falling right next to a wet floor sign*

Observer: Nice one, Stupidface!

Stupidface by MegaTim!Ha! January 13, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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