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An incredible feat of dexterity where a woman (or man) jerks you off with the end his or her amputated arm.

She may have lost both her hands while in the army, but she sure does give a fantastic stumpjob.

Stumpjob by Barisson Soldou August 24, 2008

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stump job

A handjob from a person with no fingers.

Example 1: "What a wicked stump job from that amputee!"

Example 2: "What a weak stump job from that amputee! Not satisfied."

stump job by real SMC July 21, 2006

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Stump Job

When an amputee uses the end of their amputated leg or arm to preform anal sex.

I got the best stump job with that hot amputee from the bar last night.

Stump Job by Taytayl February 5, 2026

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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