Stump Humper

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.

1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.

by Joey Logic February 23, 2008

Stump Humper

Nickname for a electrical lineman

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

by john smith=unkown name February 5, 2009

stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by cornholio November 23, 2004