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Stuff Job 

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.
She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job
Stuff Job by Herpesaurous Rex September 13, 2010
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Stuff Job 

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus, typically using an implement such as a broom stick.
She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job.
Stuff Job by rimjobasaurous October 7, 2010

Stuff Job 

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job
"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."
Stuff Job by cling my shaft January 1, 2010

Staff Job double money 

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money
Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money

bloody snuff job

When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.
Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.

snuff job 

To fire employees or kill off a project, especially at work.
Watch out - the boss is out to do a snuff job on Dan. Don't get in the way.
snuff job by Nole_writer June 15, 2008

Stoff Job 

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.
Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.
Stoff Job by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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