Street Muffin

Hooker, Prostitute, Lady of the Night, Trollop, Whore...and the list goes on

"Check out that street muffin...I know I want to cover her in my butter >.>"

by grammar girl July 03, 2008

street muffin

-Noun

1. A hooker. Especially one with an age exceeding 60.

"That street muffin is a bit too ripe for me."

by KJ Smith July 03, 2008

Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006

main street muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties

by Uncle Tyler September 21, 2008