Strawberry Daiquiri
A grotesque mixture of menstrual blood and vaginal fluid, created when a female becomes sexually aroused during menstruation.
Strawberry Daiquiri by Subnetmask September 9, 2004
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Strawberry Daiquiri
To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
Strawberry Daiquiri by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019
Strawberry Daiquiri
When a girl is done giving head, the guy cums all over her face and then punches her in the nose so hard that she bleeds. The blood and semen mix together and create a mixture that looks similar to a Strawberry Daiquiri fruit drink.
Bro, after I was done with that hooker I gave her a Strawberry Daiquiri and got the fuck outta there.
Strawberry Daiquiri by making ice cream April 15, 2010
Strawberry Daiquiri
While having sex with a girl who is on her period, you ejaculate on her face, giving her a sweet, somewhat tangy, mixture of menstrual blood and semen.
Strawberry Daiquiri by wes the pirate April 26, 2007
Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri
Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.
Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.
Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.
Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri by mmm1234567 May 26, 2019
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