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Strawberry Daiquiri 

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

Strawberry Daiquiri 

When a girl is done giving head, the guy cums all over her face and then punches her in the nose so hard that she bleeds. The blood and semen mix together and create a mixture that looks similar to a Strawberry Daiquiri fruit drink.
Bro, after I was done with that hooker I gave her a Strawberry Daiquiri and got the fuck outta there.

Strawberry Daiquiri 

While having sex with a girl who is on her period, you ejaculate on her face, giving her a sweet, somewhat tangy, mixture of menstrual blood and semen.
She wouldn't stop bitching so I made her a strawberry daiquiri.

Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri 

Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.
Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.

Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026