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Strawberry Daiquiri 

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

Strawberry Daiquiri 

When a girl is done giving head, the guy cums all over her face and then punches her in the nose so hard that she bleeds. The blood and semen mix together and create a mixture that looks similar to a Strawberry Daiquiri fruit drink.
Bro, after I was done with that hooker I gave her a Strawberry Daiquiri and got the fuck outta there.

Strawberry Daiquiri 

While having sex with a girl who is on her period, you ejaculate on her face, giving her a sweet, somewhat tangy, mixture of menstrual blood and semen.
She wouldn't stop bitching so I made her a strawberry daiquiri.

Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri 

Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.
Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.

Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026