Snow Showers

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.

When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.

by subnetmask July 19, 2004

Landslide

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts. Derived from the song Landslide by Fleetwood Mac, taken from the snow-covered hills reference in the line, "I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills 'til the landslide brought it down."

Joan really likes getting a landslide to round out a good, hard sexual encounter.

by subnetmask November 19, 2004

Twatsplosion

The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.

Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.

by subnetmask July 03, 2004

Strawberry Daiquiri

A grotesque mixture of menstrual blood and vaginal fluid, created when a female becomes sexually aroused during menstruation.

Rosemary was suprised to find a strawberry daiquiri in her pants after a trip to the porno theatre.

by Subnetmask September 10, 2004