Stravaitus 

A condition whereby an athlete becomes obsessed with only posting activities on fitness app Strava of a 'fast' pace, even if this could lead to overtraining, illness, or forced time off. If the activity is slower than hoped for, it is often labeled as 'endurance', 'easy' (when it clearly was not), or 'with xxxx' (name of 'slow' friend). Cures: Take a break, post all activities as private.

"Look he's obsessed with speed. He may have Stravaitus"

Stravaitus by Buckets Bentley July 18, 2022

stravastism 

Stravastism - When a person introduces some new exciting element to his life, then loses that element and is upset at losing said element, but the person would still be happy if the element had never been introduced to him/her.

George: I went on holiday for the first time ever, now I'm back home and it's making me feel really stravastic.

Bill: Yeah, stravastism will do that you

stravastism by arnehe September 26, 2010

Shravanitus 

A disease that causes you to be so lazy, that people near you will think you're stoned. Some symptons include leaving trash around your room, going to sleep before 11:00 PM, trying to rap without rhyming, failing classes, playing super smash brothers melee, and being too lazy to close the shower curtain, resulting in a soaked bathroom floor.

Wow, it looks like there's an epidemic of Shravanitus going around at IMSA; half the people in my Ad. Chem class are failing.

Shravanitus by J-z September 21, 2005