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Stratford Academy 

A shit school, full of shit people mostly asian they pretend they are diverse. Tons of discord boys. Lots of white males in charge. You only read white male authors, the academics are complete bull. Also daily harassment from your classmates in front of all your teachers who sit by and do nothing eh youll learn to cope. Also like uniforms they dont make pants in womens sizes get used to it. PS that girls coding club on the website not a real thing.
ME: I went to Stratford Academy
Kid at your high school: Oh shit ok so your for real fucked up
ME: nice meeting

Stratford school academy 

A school with bunch of fake skets and male whores 🙂
Person 1:What school do you go to?
Person 2: Stratford school academy
Person 1:oh ...

Stratford School Academy 

Stratford school academy not only is a shitty school in terms of teaching but also is filled with snakes hoes and boys who think they’re prestige. No one likes anyone but they all act like they’re in la la land. Everyone including me thinks they’re the fucking shit. If you’re white, gay, bi etc don’t even fucking bother considering coming here because you will NOT be tolerated. We love black. Even to the point to where your shoes coat blazer and even hair accessories have to be black. Or expect Mr Seager or Mr Pratt to track you down and fuck you up. The teachers are clapped. The students are of another species. 100% would recommend
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stratford school academy 

Some rubbish school that’s filled with asians, fake skets and man whores. The teachers are pricks, especially Mr. Seager who gives you an OCE for touching someone

Stratford School Academy 

A shitty school with the biggest dickhead teacher of all time.They expect you not to even look at someone because that’s an OCE.But this Guy Sebastian is sooooo fineee.
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