Straight Girl

That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!

Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*

Straight Girl by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019

Straight Girl

A girl or woman who is exclusively or almost exclusively attracted romantically and\(slash)or sexually attracted to men.

Alice is a straight girl because she is a girl who is only attracted to men. Alex is also a straight girl however she once thought a female celebrity is pretty but besides that she is exclusively attracted to males.

Straight Girl by Doggoro December 29, 2022

straight girl

straight girls are like spaghetti.... they are only straight until they get wet

Random girl: shit I love a girl but she's definitly a straight girl!
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF

straight girl by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 30, 2022

straight girl

that girl who leads on lesbians 2 get the D

lez: i<3 u
straight girl: Shh that lez mustn't know alls I want is the D

straight girl by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Straight Girl Syndrome 

When a straight girl claims to be extremely supportive of the LGBTQ + community, but only for extremely stereotypical gay men, using phrases like “omg, yasss queen!” and “get it gurlll!”. The second a lesbian or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community is brought up, they become weirdly quiet and mildly skeptical.

When a straight girl displays the stage 3 symptoms of Straight Girl Syndrome

Straight girl: omg, work it gurl! U guys r like, my otp omggg! I’m so supportive of my LGBT brothers and sisterss

Lesbian: hi
Straight girl: ......
Straight girl: guys I think I have a lesbian stalker, she basically said she wants to rape me, and we should call the police

Straight Girl Syndrome by violetgirl7 April 28, 2020

straight girl crush 

literally the worst thing to ever happen to a gay girl. a heartbreaking soul crushing feeling that will leave you feeling broken.

today i developed my 286th straight girl crush.

straight girl crush by bobjewlz November 6, 2019

Straight Girl Flirting 

Identical to genuine flirting, straight girl flirting is the casual intimacy between two female friends that heterosexual women find normal, but is torture for any bisexual or lesbian women who end up attracted to them.

Is Sadie gay or not? She keeps touching my hair and giggling but I think she's just straight girl flirting

Straight Girl Flirting by Alex the Tired Lesbian September 3, 2017