Straight Friend 

That one straight person who hangs out with all the gays. Is the straight friend to the gay people as the gay friend is to the straight people.

"See that girl Kate"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She's straight..."
"Oh damn. We got's ourselves a straight friend."
"Now we can talk to her about hot guys though!"
"Yes, yes we can."

Straight Friend by durbavil9 November 2, 2013

Token straight friend 

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight

Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again

Token straight friend by thattokenstraightfriend May 6, 2018

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha 

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

Token straight friend 

The only or one of the only straight-cis people in an LGBTQ friend group.

Oh yea, John is the token straight friend of the book club.

Token straight friend by Deadnamed2000 July 26, 2022

honorary gay straight friend 

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

honorary gay straight friend by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

Straight Jacket Friend 

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.

After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.

Straight Jacket Friend by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011

Straight Best Friend 

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

Straight Best Friend by feethands October 12, 2012