That one straight person who hangs out with all the gays. Is the straight friend to the gay people as the gay friend is to the straight people.
"See that girl Kate"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She's straight..."
"Oh damn. We got's ourselves a straight friend."
"Now we can talk to her about hot guys though!"
"Yes, yes we can."
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She's straight..."
"Oh damn. We got's ourselves a straight friend."
"Now we can talk to her about hot guys though!"
"Yes, yes we can."
by durbavil9 November 3, 2013
Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club
Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys
Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again
Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys
Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again
by thattokenstraightfriend February 15, 2018
by Deadnamed2000 July 26, 2022
Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.
After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.
by coldgasmask408 January 15, 2011
When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)
Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.
Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.
Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.
by feethands May 5, 2012
the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too
"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you
by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022
A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.
Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*
by People Against Pokes December 13, 2010