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Cute Story Hoe 

Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.
Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!

Boy: Cute Story Hoe~
Cute Story Hoe by ABloodyTeaParty August 31, 2011

cool story hoe 

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

Snapchat Story Hoe 

Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.
Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.
Snapchat Story Hoe by Necrofeliac January 16, 2017

Store Hoe 

Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.
Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026