storming the castle
storming the castle by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 12, 2007
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Storming the Castle
"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.
Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.
Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.
Storming the Castle by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011
Storming the Castle
Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.
You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.
Storming the Castle by ptizz July 25, 2009
Storming the Castle
He stormed my castle all night, and it was so good, I'm not walking right tomorrow!
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...
Storming the Castle by StefaniaDarling June 23, 2015
have fun storming the castle
A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.
B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.
C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.
B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.
C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.
A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."
B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"
C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."
B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"
C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."
have fun storming the castle by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009
the peasants are storming the castle
a sudden urge to shit
the peasants are storming the castle by mongo February 20, 2004
Fortinbras storming the castle
Fortinbras storming the castle by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020
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