Stoolman

Beloved role model for kids of ALL ages ; Stoolman teaches that it's o.k. to soil yourself , as long as no one else knows.

Stoolman's motto is : "When the going gets tough , SOIL yourself !"

by Dr. Zy Klhon December 25, 2021

Stoolman

World renowned spokesman and defender of those who suffer from uncontrollable bowel incontinence.

Stoolman's motto is : "When the going gets tough, SOIL yourself !"

by Dr. Zy Klhon December 25, 2021

Stoolmate

When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.

I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.

by Kaytiekat October 3, 2013

Stoolmate

Someone who you share a shitting schedule with.

I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.

by Junablub April 9, 2015

Stoopmanity

a life of luxurious security, tranquil happiness, and the blissful ignorance of the harsh realities of life, basking in an (essentially dishonest) illusion.

This dumb fool must be a part of stoopmanity!

by theeJuice July 23, 2019