Stoolagtite

I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.

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cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

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Mountain of poop rising above the surface of the blue chemical liquid in a porta-potty.

After a long outdoor concert, you must be careful when using the porta-potty because you may sit down and make contact with a stoolagmite.

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Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.

Annie is my stalagtite

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