Stoolagtite

The lingering fecal matter on your anus after a greasy poo.

I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

stoolagmite

Mountain of poop rising above the surface of the blue chemical liquid in a porta-potty.

After a long outdoor concert, you must be careful when using the porta-potty because you may sit down and make contact with a stoolagmite.

by Shreadvector April 20, 2018

stalagtite

Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.

Annie is my stalagtite

by justusingthisonce August 25, 2016