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stoners united 

A group of people who sit on stickam, fearing having to actually socialize with people they don't meet online first. The average member suffers from anxiety disorders, antisocial behavior, pedophilia, self-righteousness, paranoia, and S.M.S.
Hey, did you herar mike had to stop collecting unemployment so he moved out to California so he could hang out with his internet friends on Stoners United?
stoners united by gnomedome September 12, 2009

Stoners United 

Stoners who get stoned on webcam then stare at eachother endlessly
"Hey mang, rips?" "Oh yeah phil, that sounds so great!.. ooh yea..." (bong rips.... bubble bubble) *Awkward silence....

STONERS UNITED
Stoners United by 0bommababy! April 30, 2009

Stoner United 

a pothead who is united......with other stoners??
Hey jesse are you a member of stoner united??
Jesse: Yeeaaahh, uhh, *whats your name*.......

Stoner United 

its a religon a way of life that 2 kids thought up in the the great summer of '02. down at the swimming hole and under the tressel. still going on to this day.the term S.U rep'n was dirived from this and any one caught using our term will be pimp slapped and drowned in there whore mothers cunt aide (see cunt aide)
stoner united is a way of life.
Stoner United by Cole Train April 15, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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