Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

Stoner legs by MR321 March 24, 2012

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stonelegs

1.) A person who sucks at soccer and even gets made fun of by the coach of the team
2.) A player that gets no respect from his fellow teammates
3.) The team bitch

Allen(in a BITCHY voice): Coach can I please go in?
Coach: No Allen! You are terrible, stonelegs!
Team: Ahhahahahahahaha, STONELEGS , ahahahahahahhaha

stonelegs by nottobynoble January 11, 2009

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stonelegs

slang for african americans or black people in general

Affirmative Action is given to stonelegs.

stonelegs by Word of Bird September 1, 2007

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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