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stoner metal 

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.
Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.
stoner metal by Tyler July 27, 2004
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Stoner Doom Metal

Stoner Doom Metal is a blend of the genres Stoner Metal and traditional Doom Metal. The most important bands are Sleep and Electric Wizard.

Typical stylistic devices used are

-slow tempos
-heavily distorted guitar and bass (overdriven tube amps and fuzz distortion)

-low tuning of the string instruments (c standard, drop c, cis standard etc.)
-use of Blues minor pentatonics

-lyrics about fantasy, drugs, trips, society, hate, fear, sorrow and desperation

Stoner Doom Metal influenced various artists from the styles Stoner Metal, Stoner Sludge and Drone Doom.
You know what? Fuck death metal, fuck black metal, fuck nu metal - Stoner Doom Metal is the real deal!

Stoner meal 

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.
Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.
Stoner meal by davidmact June 7, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008