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Stone Waller

This is the passive-aggressive stance many people take during a fight. It's the "Nothing's wrong, I'm fine!" said even when there is clearly something wrong. After all, you didn't used to give short answers to your partner's questions or purse your lips all the time, did you?
John: I was drunk! I didn't mean to kiss her at that party. You're not mad, right?

Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.
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walker stone 

Pimp ass muthafucka. Dick like a trunk and tall like a tree. This dude has got it all. They say it's good luck if you suck his dick.
walker stone by Jacko1223355 October 11, 2013

stonewalled 

When you have a one-night stand with a girl, then a week later, pass her on the street and she completely ignores you, despite promising that she would call you back.
Man, I got stonewalled by this chick at a party tonight
stonewalled by anonymous November 29, 2004

stonewallery 

When a woman thinks she's heaps better than you and doesn't give up any time of day after getting in wrong bed by accident. Usually occurs in the vicinity of booze and hot blacks.
Smali: I have real problems. None of my friends are fisting chimps right now.
Joe: you think you got real problems? There's been stonewallery after getting a semi-decent lay last week.
Smali: damn, you're right. you're way worse off.
stonewallery by Sara Palin October 18, 2008

Stonewalled 

Verb: to stare blankly showing no emotion
He stared stonewalled at the crazy ass shit that happened before him
Stonewalled by Pieman1123 August 14, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019