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Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.
Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping
by timyord June 6, 2020
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Store Skipping

The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.

Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
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Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
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skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
by PiManTrips February 28, 2015
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