When a woman thinks she's heaps better than you and doesn't give up any time of day after getting in wrong bed by accident. Usually occurs in the vicinity of booze and hot blacks.
Smali: I have real problems. None of my friends are fisting chimps right now.
Joe: you think you got real problems? There's been stonewallery after getting a semi-decent lay last week.
Smali: damn, you're right. you're way worse off.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.