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Stoddard 

When a man ejaculates into another mans mouth while getting fisted in his ass.
I can't walk, I've been Stoddard.
Stoddard by Klusmeyer April 18, 2013

Stoddard 

A trashy girl who looks like a busted 40 year old, yet is still underage.
"Damn, look at that porn star!"

"Dude, don't even think about it. She's a total stoddard."
Stoddard by AlcoholicSynonymous October 26, 2011

Stoddard Nic

A descendant of the original from New Glarus. This one haunts the Thirsty Turtle. He has a passion for cats, silly string, and The Miami Sound Machine. If you give him cab fare he will gamble and drink it away.
Did you see Stoddard Nic go down on that sidewalk like Monica on Bill?
Stoddard Nic by K-man-77 November 7, 2020

Yesenia Stoddard 

A awesome girl and who is really hot that has the power to destroy the world and a small chance to save it. She's smart but dumb enough to choke on air. Not only all of that she weird and always happy, she is somewhat adventures and a total badass.
PERSON 1: Did you see Yesenia Stoddard today?
PERSON 2: Yeah, she's crazy.
Yesenia Stoddard by 90ZKIDZ June 18, 2017

sloppy stoddard 

A sloppy stoddard is a sandwich of corn, mixed with a 50/50 blend of mayonnaise and barbecue sauce, on a hoagie roll.
Dude I had a sloppy stoddard before the party the other night and spewed all over the server closet

Haevin Stoddard

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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