Stocktoning 

Being the ultimate bad ass.

John has been stocktoning lately, killed like 3 dudes, robbed a bank, saved a kitten from a tall tree, and an old lady from a burning building all before lunch.

Stocktoning by stocktoned February 12, 2014

stocktaking 

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom

hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking

stocktaking by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

Stocktonian 

To dish out as many or more assists than the great John Stockton.

Rajon Rondo just dropped 17 dimes on Detroit, that's Stocktonian!

Stocktonian by Michael Wilbon November 4, 2010