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Stitch Bitch 

An emotionally challenged man, who was born as a woman.
Person 1 : How's your sister?
Person 3 : Shoosh! (nudgenudge)
Person 2 : She's a stitch bitch now. Won't show his face on T.V.
Stitch Bitch by ANONY June 1, 2013

What's the sitch bitch? 

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

Snitch Bitch Ass Nigga 

A black ass nigga that sells out to anotha punk ass to further his gain.

A nigga that need to go back to da hood get his ass wooped so he can remember how its not done

Light-Switch Bitch 

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Light-Switch Bitch by Alison Von October 19, 2010

switch bitch 

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?
switch bitch by Dan July 29, 2005

snitch bitch 

Someone who offers up information voluntarily to assist in the arrest or disciplinary action of another. In the penal system such individuals are placed in whats known as "check-in" or Protective Custody to avoid the physical harm which usually accompanies their underhanded and cowardly tactics.
Damn can't believe Gabe is a snitch bitch! He tried to get me busted because he's a hater. That's lower than a cop! At least cops get paid to try to get people busted!
snitch bitch by MustangGT January 6, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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