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Stir Fried 

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.
We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!
Stir Fried by AHor4U November 20, 2011

stir fried 

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried
Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.
stir fried by crabfeet May 16, 2010

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag
Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.
stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

stir fried shit 

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.
My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.
stir fried shit by minkadelulu November 2, 2014

Stirfried 

To be outdrawn in a poker game, when you have the obviously superior hand, and then to whine about it for hours.
Did you see that hand history? Man, he really got stirfried.
Stirfried by MonkeyAccount August 29, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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