When a person has been cutting raw chilli with no gloves on and then inserts the finger with the chilli on into the anus of another person causing the anus to feel
As if it’s melting
Crikey I’m melting after that the stinging finger went in, my butt holefeels as if its molten
An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)
Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.
when one is having a normal conversation with a friend online and all of a sudden that friend starts to type lyrics super fast. (most likely lyrics to the current song they are listening to) The friend then proceeds to type the lyrics in an obnoxious way to emphasize the syllables and the way the song is sung. There fore, the friend is now singing in the online conversation through his fingers.
generic screename 1: are you sure the answer to number 2 is really 45.7
generic screename 2: and im freeeeeee!!!!
generic screename 1: free?
generic screename 2: freeeeeee faaaallllliiiin'!!!
generic screename 1: what?
generic screename 1: what are you doing?
generic screename 2: i'm singing with my fingers! :D
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'