The stinging finger

When a person has been cutting raw chilli with no gloves on and then inserts the finger with the chilli on into the anus of another person causing the anus to feel
As if it’s melting

Crikey I’m melting after that the stinging finger went in, my butt hole feels as if its molten

by Thewicked1 August 06, 2025

Danger sneeze

To achieve a danger sneeze you and a friend need to drink 4-5 pints of beer without going to the toilet, when you start to feel the need to wee you drink another pint, at this point you and your friends sniff pepper and then when the sneeze comes try to hold on the wee

Oh no craig, you tried the danger sneeze and failed, you’re soaking

by Thewicked1 October 14, 2023