Stimpo

Stimpo - also commonly referred to as "Stimp"

stImp ( st- eye-mp):
1.(n) a small to medium sized reptile that resides from temperate forests to wet grasslands. This strange, yet mystical lizard is hard to find and is known for its frightening head and cacophonous mating call. If you ever find yourself face-to-face with this beast your best chance to flatter this animal is to play it some Phish or show it a picture of a BMW; any BMW.

Yo Stimp lay off my jagon.

Stimpooooooooooo

Stimpo by Dat Ox March 8, 2007

Stampo 

Spanish for stamp

Who is that lady does she stampo?

Stampo by Emexico March 8, 2020

Stompomatics 

Stompomatics are a term used by street fighting gangs, when referring to their boots as weapons.

Step up for a hot introduction to our handy Stompomatics!

Stompomatics by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

stampos 

The Spanish word for "stamp"

I need to go out and buy some stampos

stampos by beholdtheyellow April 18, 2009

Swimporrhaphobia 

The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.

Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.

Swimporrhaphobia by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016

simposium 

A gathering of simps

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there

simposium by anonymous October 5, 2020